D dismounts his horses and Dan comes running up to him.
Dan: <Sniff, Sniff>
D: ?
Dan: Waaaaaah! <breaks into tears>
Director: Cut!
Dan: He's scaring me!
Director: Okay, someone explain to the kid ONE MORE TIME

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In the cart, D is sittin cross-legged. Dan looks over at him and tries adjusting himself just to sit just like D. Dan falls over and lands on the floor of the cart.
D turns to look at D, otherwise he doesn't move.
Dan: I'm okay
Director: Cut!

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Greco: <Spits out ciggarette> Yo! Doris!
Doris spins around, tying up the horse.
Doris: Greco—ow! <Spins around and hits the horse, which just started eating a large chunk of her braid> Bad horse!
Horse strats moving
Doris: No, stop!
Director: Why did I hire you people?

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Backstage, D is, well, just sitting there. Dan comes up. D pretends to ignore him, so Dan tugs on his cape.
D: Yes?
Dan: You're a Danophir, right?
D: Close enough. Yes.
Dan: Where do danophirs come from?
D: Same place babies come from.
Dan: Where—
D: Doris! Get in here!

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Doris leaves the alley, shortly followed by a very angry Greco.
Greco: Everybody! She was bitten by the count!
Dan: Sis—
D: Achoo!
Everyone pauses, and stares at D, who has totally ruined the entire scene.
D: Sorry
Director: Cut! Susan, go brush the hair out of D's face. Again.