On the evening of April the 15th, young Yakko Warner was peacefully lurking about the channel #Alt.Vampyres, where a string of supposedly mysterious deaths have recently taken place among the members, sipping his coke when the unthinkable happened. Yakko choked on his own coke. It's believed by many that he got so caught up in his lurking that he forgot to breath and suddenly had to do so as he was drinking. Having long ago forgotten how to communicate with others, he was unable to convey his situation to others and quickly perished. Services are to be held on Saturday at 2 o'clock at the Heatheridge Stake Center of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints.