Dragon*Con Quotes These quotes were compiled by NiteLite (Who was the eternal receiptant of the phrase: "WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' BOOK??!") and first put into html by ToRRY Before the Con at ToRRY's house "Hay is for horses & sometimes for cows, but piggies don't eat it cause they don't know how!" - Nitelite & K- "Oats." - Euronymous "Boppy." - ToRRY's name for K- "It's Purple!!" - Nitelite, about her hair "You don't need a brush!!" - Euronymous to Nitelite "Stop talking like that!!" - All who hear Nitelite and K- talk gibberish "Your hair looks fine, dammit!!" - Euronymous to Nitelite (it has also been commented that Gabriel says the same thing to Kitana-) "...just look at her! Strutting down and tossing the ball." - Euronymous about K- "She is the only one who can lift my ball and use it." - Lonewolf about K- "DAMN RAVER!" - Euronymous about K- "Lift Up." - Euronymous to Nitelite "I was NOT getting my cigarettes!" - Euronymous editors note - trust me, you had to be there! "No, you came home while we were doing Nitelite." - K- about Nitelite to ToRRY "K- is the Fruit Integration and Nite's the Grape Beyond." - ToRRY about Nite and K-'s hair "I have a Crayola box living with me!" - ToRRY also about the hair Dragon*Con Begins ... "I'll have a Klingon Sandwhich minus the GreenStuff." - ToRRY "I'll keep my mouth shut so I don't end up on this page." - Morpheus_ "I didn't say anything dammit!" - Euronymous "I Killed The Beast!" - artemis, after returning from the ice machine "Morph... My face needs to be fixed again." - Susi/Rebekkah "We got Morph in the room with four women in bed." - Susi/Rebekkah "No, I did not!" - Morpheus_ "I jingle!" - artemis "What's the password?" - Everyone inside the room "Open the fucking door!" - Euronymous (And from then on, it was) "I think I could take all three of you." - Craig about Susi/Rebekkah, artemis, and Kitana "I come here and try to be nice ..." - Euronymous " ... and you're telling ME to behave?" - Moonwolf "Foo likes Euro first thing in the morning." - Moonwolf "What can I say, I'm the Public Whore." - Euronymous "Lee Press-On Appendage." - Euronymous commenting on being attached to Nitelite "Well... TAKE IT OFF!" - Euronymous to Nitelite "Yeah, your ass is cute, not innocent." - K- about Morpheus_ "HeLoVeSmE HeLoVeSmE HeLoVeSmE" - NiteLite The Terror that Was.. ...Shaving Priest's Head "I'm using the 'one-stroke' method on Priest." - Bowyn "Nobody better lick my fuckin' head!" - Priest "Go Down." - NiteLite to Priest while shaving his head "That's no excuse to cut my goddamn scalp open!" - Priest "Priest, you wanna save some of the hair to glue to your chest?" - Euronymous And More Babble.. "I don't do that [makes a *slurp* noise] thing." - Rourke "Did he get his thing?" - Euro to IceWulf "I don't want to get caught cuddling again..." - Euro "I'm a fraggle!" - Morpheus_ "He's my Fuzzy Fraggle!" - K- "Fuckin' Fuck-Me!" - Cathari "... Cause she puts everything in her mouth." - ToRRY about Nitelite "Goony Goo-Goo!" - Craig & Euro "We're NOT fucking cute!" - Euro and Morpheus_ "Whoa, I don't need to." - ToRRY "Nice Fangs! Where can I get a set of those?" - Bucky (this guy in the bar) to Moonwolf "He's sure I'm great, but he doesn't want me to do him." - ryssa about Euronymous "I'll do anybody who asks." - ryssa ***** "I'm an artiste!" - Euro "Euro, having fun?" - artemis to Euro as he's making excited noises from the bathroom "Yep, I'm drawing all over myself." - Euro's reply ***** "What I meant ... " - NiteLite to K- And Then Euro got Drunk Editor's Note - Credit also goes out to Bowyn for making a total ass of himself and not leaving Euro to do it all by himself." ***** "You can't stand." - NiteLite "I can lift myself up." - Euro completely positive another 'him' was going to come walking across the room and take him where he needed to go. ***** "Where are the handcuff's?" - Euronymous "I like oldies." - Euro "Nitelite, even if your pissed off, don't take it out on the toothpaste." - K- to NiteLite "Ice." - Euro "Swallow." - NiteLite to Euro "You should spit." - Morpheus_ to K- "You know Nite and Morph's quote should be *smooch* *smooch* *smooch*." - Nitelite, freudian slip when meaning K- instead of Nite. "I'm not passed out." - Euro from UNDER the covers "It needs to come out more Darling..." - K- to Euronymous "No teasing him in bed right now." - artemis to NiteLite "Do you know what would be good right now? A Chili-Cheese Burger." - Euro passed out drunk "My face hurts, does your face hurt?" - NiteLite to Morpheus_ "You're warm." - Euro to NiteLite "You need to know how to have elbow sex." - Morpheus_ to Nitelite "I'm not gone!" - Euro to NiteLite "Look, I'm drunk and I know what I am talking about." - a totally serious Euro to artemis "I fucked the law and I won.." - Euro trying to sing an oldie "I was in his pockets!" - NiteLite "Did she just kiss me?" - Euro to artemis about NiteLite "NiteLite is taking care of Euro." - artemis to Foo "Watch this..." - Foo to artemis ... over the phone. "I hate all couples!" - artemis "I tell you!! A cheese burger would rule." - Euro ***** Euro tries in vain to get artemis to get him food .... "GO WENCH!" - Euro "No, You Fucking Asshole!" - artemis "please ....???" - Euro, in a disgustingly cute tone ***** "Gonads?" - Euro, asking if that's what the song said "OH FUCK ... that hurt!" - Euro's delayed reaction to hitting his head "I don't need coffee, I have you." - K- to NiteLite Truth or Dare "You're a skin-head Euro." - Gabriel to Priest "No, fuck you, it's my nutty bar." - Gabriel to NiteLite "He was white before he went to the damn tanning bed." - Gabriel about Priest "eeeeeeew, don't squeeze I'd have to go pee." - Craig "Never had the honor of having my weapon fully exposed." - Craig "Whoa, where'd that face come from ... I heard two voices then and I turned around and saw three..." - Craig ***** "We're playing with Craig." - Susi/Rebekkah "Kit, Move." - Euro "No, I want to play with Craig too!" - Kitana ***** "...groping accepted." - Craig "I'll tweak your nipples too!" - Euro to Craig "I'm once again your matress." - Euro to NiteLite "And stop snapping my boxers!" - Euro to NiteLite "It's 5:30 in the morning and you want me ... to deep throat a CAN???" - ToRRY "You bastard ... Get your hands off!" - Susi/Rebekkah to Euro ***** "Do the Smurf Euro." - Gabriel "No, I want him to do the Funky Chicken!" - Susi/Rebekkah ***** "He's going to whip out the big chief, you better be careful!" - Susi/Rebekkah to Kitana about Craig "Minty Tongue, Minty Tongue..." - Craig after crunching down Three Altoids "Euro WANTS it!" - Gabriel "He'll cum/come slowly." - Craig "She can keep her shirt on, but we're going to do her anyway." - Craig about NiteLite "He just bit my ass and you let him!!" - Kitana to Gabriel about Craig "It was a landshark!!" - Craig in his defense "What's wrong with my butt?" - Craig to Kitana "I wish that had been up 3 minutes ago.." - Kitana "Who needs to make LOVE on an elevator? You need to make RABID SEX!" - Craig "I'd rather have my ass squished against it." - Kitana "What can I say, I'm good with a whip." - Susi/Rebekkah "You're feeding Euro?" - Kitana to Susi/Rebekkah "Please get them off!!!!!!" - Morpheus_ after being pounced and purred upon by Nite and K- "He's tired. He can be had." - Craig about Morpheus_ "I'm gonna pull a morph!" - Gabriel Euro, Nite, K-, and Morph on a walk "You three get the fuck out of me." - Euro "No Nite, that's my job..." - K- to NiteLite In The Jackson Room "Wam bam, thankyou lamb" - IceWulf about Down "Rosy paws and her 5 padded sisters." - IceWulf about Down "I do not masturbate!!!" - Spyce In the Bar ... "If you put anything in front of his face long enough he'll eat it." - NiteLite about Euro "I already went down yesterday!!" - NiteLite "You're grounded!" - Susi/Rebekkah to NiteLite "Damn that's a big one!" - Kitana to Phil Nutman Random.. "Pull her legs down real quick!" - Euro to Morpheus_ about Nite "Women are the best!" - Euro "I'm fugly!" - Morpheus_ "Poor Euro my ass!!" - NiteLite "I'm Nite's Eggo!" - artemis "You want me to stay here and you're going down?" - Euro "I looked at the bottle, the bottle looked at me. I looked back at the bottle and the bottle smiled." - Colossus on the phone with artemis "Yummy Yummy puts love in my tummy." - Euro to NiteLite "Euronymous, get your tongue out of my anal passage." - Moonwolf to Euro over the phone cause he was kissing up. "When in doubt, run away." - Moonwolf "Can you come into the bathroom with me and let me lift up my skirt for you?" - Kitana for Moonwolf "I miss my icy nipple." - ToRRY "Oh, she's just too brutal with me." - Euro to artemis about NiteLite ***** "She smells like a cookie." - Euro "So eat her!" - Morpheus_ "Can I dip her in milk or something?" - Euro ***** "You're such a poser!" - Euro to K- "I bet art's a floppy girl. Or do you like a HARD drive? What about a floppy dick ... errrrr... DISK?" - Euro to artemis "Does that mean if I pull the string everything will fall apart?" - Euro about NiteLite "He's fun half asleep, you know that." - K- about Morpheus_ "artemis has to do with trees and trees are kinda green stuff." - K- "I don't get seasick!" - K- "There's something pointy poking me in my pants!" - Shdowlord "Don't make me purr at you!" - Euro to artemis "That wasn't too fun having that go in my ear." - Euro "poopy head." - artemis "I looked so hot in that." - Euro to artemis "Are you gonna butter my muffins?" - Euro to artemis "I can't sit up with a bear on my chest." - Nymph "Maybe I should just shut up." - Euro and NiteLite at alternating times "Talk to the hand!" - Rebekkah to her "little" brother "I'd do anything to the Hilton." - Moonwolf "Oh, Look it's his BUTT!" - Cathari about a wolf picture "Fuck, I need a little more leg." - Cathari "I can't keep my mouth shut cuz you keep putting your balls in my mouth." - ToRRY to ryssa "I offered to do anything he wanted me to do." - ToRRY about Timothy Bradstreet "He's a hell of a hot with a bullwhip." - Nymph "Oh, stupid FAQer." - Moonwolf about karafon "No, it's not going fast enough." - Shdowlord to Spyce Alt.V Dinner Party "No, I'm not playing with my food, I'm playing with my FOO!" - Moonwolf "It's a good thing I could pull up in time!" - K- "He sets his hand right on my leg!" - K- about Morpheus_ After Con Quotes - At Kitana and Gabriel's "I lean the other way with her." - Kitana about Andre Norton "Cool, my slave is now a cat toy." - Nymph about Moonwolf "She turned me around on my face and went back down." - Shdowlord "You want it, you can come to me." - Kitana to NiteLite "Do the hippie hippie thing." - Moonwolf after being tied up by NiteLite Special special special thanks to ToRRY and NiteLite for their work to put these together * Web Goddesses * #Alt.Vampyres * Denizens * History * Meetings * Words * All text and images are copywritten by their respective creators and are not to be used without express written consent.