Taco Bell Astrology
By Ginger and Apoleia
Dec. 22-Jan 20
Capricorn: the Nacho Belle Grande--a elaborate nacho meal, earthy,
materialistic, tight fisted, yet highly egotistical and sexual
Jan 21-Feb 19
Aquarius: the Mexican pizza--a layer of mystery, a layer of sarcasm, and
a layer of obnoxiously bright fun!
Feb 20- Mar 20
Pisces: a Soft Taco with a lot of Lettuce and Mild Sauce--they are soft
and ultrasensitive
Mar 21-April 20
Aries: the Stuffed Jalapenos--gotta get through the green shit to taste
what's inside
April 21-May 21
Taurus: the Burrito--stubbornly redundant taste, and all those little
annoying onions you bite into here and there
May 22- June 21
Gemini: the Gordita--comes across as new and curious, but has most of the
same ingredients as everything else, and thrives on hype
June 22-July 23
Cancer: the Hard Shelled Taco with a Little Meat--because they have thick
skins and tend to withdraw and it's hard to seek them out
July-24-Aug 23
Leo: the Taco Supreme--large and showy and expensive with lots and lots
of ingredients
Aug 24-Sept 23
Virgo: the Taco Salad--basic ingredients, reliable and a practical meal,
but not dull
Sept 24- Oct 23
Libra: the Choco-Taco--pleasing to the eye and tongue and very
indulgent for the person who gets it
Oct 24-Nov 22
Scorpio: the Meximelt with Hot Sauce--a cheap but fulfilling date
...lots of cheese and lots of personality. The sauce gives you your
sexual flare.
Nov 24- Dec 21
Sagittarius: the Beef Burrito--strong taste, and a strong opinion. But
just wait 'til how you feel the gas hit
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