#Alt.Vampyres Awards - III
Part Post-Modernism
October 22, 1996
A long time ago, in a channel far far away, I declared that we needed new awards. Kitsune, Tiernan, Priest, Marius, Yakko, and some other random people coming in and out sat and made up this list. So here they are.
Better than a Bot:
Yakko
Best #Alt.V Web Page
artemis
Twit of the Year:
RobbieC
Biggest gay Attraction:
Priest
Stalker:
Omnedon
Best Goth:
Marius (Belial)
Best Punk:
Euronymous (ed note: I'm sorry, Euro, I know you really wanted the Goth award...)
Most Likely To Die of Cancer:
Priest
Official Drink:
Hot Cocoa
Most Surprising Event:
James_M conversed (ed note: I still wanna see the log)
Channel Bitch:
Cathari
Most Angelic Pic:
DrAvlnche
Best Mom:
Kitsune
Split RL/IRC Personality:
Priest
Most Nicks:
Rori and Marius (or whatever they're calling themselves lately)
Most Married:
Kitsune (workin on the 3rd)
Biggest Hisem (female version of harem):
Tiernan
Most IRC Girlfriends from the Channel:
Priest
Rookie of the Year:
MGiovanni (honorable mention to LeFay)
Nice Nice Award:
Tiernan and Kitsune (who both promptly blushed)
Most Deserved Romantic Success:
Rebekkah/SusiNeito and Einxige/Maledicti
Most Successful Long Distance Relationship Finally Realized:
Fuguee and Syche
Most Outdated Rules:
Ericah
Best Physical Fitness Trainer:
MlleFoo (just ask about her 17 flights of stairs program)
Best Foreigner:
LrdNever
Largest Meeting:
Dragon*Con
Official D*C Photographer:
artemis
Most Bonehead D*C trick:
Rourke
Will Do Anything for a Laugh:
Priest for letting Bowyn, Ice, NiteLite, and Euronymous shave his head
Longest Wait Before Coming to IRC from the Newgroup
babyjinx
Biggest Preppy School Boy:
DesXMchna
Best Lollipop:
DesXMchna
Most Egotistical:
Priest
Most Pretentious Egostical Little Prick:
Marius (or so he says)
Sexiest Male Denizen That's Single Again:
Marius
Tallest Sex Symbol:
Einxige
Head "Shit":
Priest
Biggest On and Off Friendship:
Priest and Marius
Most Likely to Start a Fight:
Priest and Marius
Farewell Awards:
Sableagle, Betsie, josephe, Phelan, DarkRaven, desnoirs
Happiest Farewell Awards:
Down, Meg, Zeppy
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